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[LilSubs.com]_Annoying_Orange_-_Knifenado_Sharknado_Parody_English.srt [6.88 KB]

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- Hey, what's happening,
and why is it happening

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right in the middle of my bubble bath?

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- It's a tornado siren.

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Quick, turn on the news!

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- An F five tornado is cutting
its way through the city,

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and it could be headed for the kitchen.

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With more, we go to
Pineapple in the field.
- Thanks, Tom.

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Not really sure I should be out here, ow!

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But I guess this is what wins Emmys.

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- What do you see,
Pineapple, what's going on?

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- Well, the tornado is super huge.

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It's changing course at random,

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and, oh, it appears to
be heading toward, oh my.

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- Pineapple, what is it?

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(crashes)

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- It just took out a knife factory, Tom.

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Oh, this is bad, I gotta get outta here.

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- Stay strong, Pineapple, we
need you covering this tornado.

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- This is no tornado, Tom,
it picked up hundreds,

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possibly thousands, of knives

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from the factory it just wrecked.

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We're dealing with a
full-blown knife-nado!

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- And now, we go to Byron with sports.

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- Thanks, Tom, the Cleveland Browns suck.

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- Oh man, oh man, oh man,
oh man, oh man, oh man!

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You heard 'em, that knife-nado
could be here any minute!

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What do we do, what do we do
(mumbles)

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what do we do?

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- Everyone relax, we have a tornado cellar

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for this exact type of situation.
- Whoa, really?

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Whew, that's a relief.

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- You sound surprised, Orange.

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- Sure am, I thought there was no way

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we'd have the foresight
to make a tornado cellar.

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I figured we'd blow it for sure.

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(laughs)

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- Orange, last year we tasked
you with building the cellar.

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- What?

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- You didn't build the tornado shelter?
Where did all the money we gave you go?

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- Definitely not towards
these sweet kicks and chains.

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- You don't have feet or a neck!

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- Guys, I hate to break this up, but.

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Knife-nado!

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(screams)

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- Pear, look out for that
knife, and that knife,

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and that knife, and that other
knife, and that knife there!

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- Orange, there are knives everywhere!

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(fruit screams)

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- Oh, who wants to knife limbo with me?

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How low can you go, how low can you go?

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(laughs)

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- Now is not the time, Orange!

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- Little Apple can't participate
in the limbo contest.

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That would be cheating.

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(laughs)

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(screams)

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- Guys, don't look now, but I think

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the knife-nado is headed
for another factory.
- Hopefully not another knife factory.

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- Worse, it's a.

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- Squash factory!

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(crashes)

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- This is too much!

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How can I avoid all these
knives and all these squashes?

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- We're headed for another factory.

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It's a TNT factory!

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(crashes)
- Now this is just getting ridiculous.

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(screams)

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- Nobody touch the TNT!

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Also make sure that none of the
knives touch any of the TNT.

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None of the squashes either.

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- This is exhausting.

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- Bad news, guys, I think the knife-nado

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is taking us toward yet another factory.

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And this one's a real doozy.

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(laughs)

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- It's an orange factory?

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Aw, come on!

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- Hey, hey!

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- Yes, what do you want?

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- Hey!

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- I heard you, what do you want?

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- Watch what I can do.

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(hums)

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(growls)
- Hey, hey, what rhymes with tornado

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and is full of knives?

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- Probably a knife-nado?

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- Nope, a Julius Caesar-nado!

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(laughs)

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(groans)

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(laughs)

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- Aw, man, that's good.
- At this point, I kinda wish

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a knife would hit a stick of TNT.

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- Agreed.
The knife-nado's dissipating.

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We made it through!

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(crashes)

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(cheers)

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- We made it!

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- Oh, oh, let's celebrate by

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touching this knife to this TNT!
- No!

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(uptempo guitar music)